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		<title>Why We Women Wuv da Wii</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Apr 2010 12:03:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>sheila</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Forget about the fact that the Wii makes an awesome babysitter now moms have another reason to LOVE, luv, luv the Wii!! Are you wondering why your husband suddenly surprised you with a gift of a Nintendo Wii?  Well, it probably isn&#8217;t out of the kindness of his heart.  It&#8217;s more likely he came across [...]]]></description>
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<p>Forget about the fact that the Wii makes an awesome babysitter now moms have another reason to LOVE, luv, luv the Wii!!</p>
<p>Are you wondering why your husband suddenly surprised you with a gift of a Nintendo Wii?  Well, it probably isn&#8217;t out of the kindness of his heart.  It&#8217;s more likely he came across this article:</p>
<p><em><strong><a href="http://www.newser.com/story/86114/wii-turns-woman-into-sex-addict.html">Wii Turns Woman Into Sex Addict</a></strong></em></p>
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<p class="storyParagraph"><span class="source"> (Newser) </span> –                                     The Nintendo Wii: You can exercise  with it, play Mario Kart with it…get turned on by it? Apparently so,  says one woman who turned into a nympho after a fall from the Wii  balance board damaged a nerve, causing persistent sexual arousal  syndrome. Amanda Flowers, who now requires 10 romps a day, apparently  actually said this to the <a href="http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/view/130756/Nintendo-Wii-made-me-nympho-/" target="_blank"><em>Daily  Star</em></a>: “Hopefully one day I’ll find a superstud who can satisfy  me.”</p>
<p>Any and all vibrations turn her on,  which probably makes receiving a text message especially…interesting.  The 24-year-old described her doctor-diagnosed persistent sexual arousal  syndrome as “a twinge down below before surging through my body,” and  adds, “with no cure I just have to try to control my passion by  breathing deeply.”<br />
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<p><strong><strong>Wii Sex (for Boys)</strong></strong></p>
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		<title>Is Sex On Your &#8220;To Do&#8221; List?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 19:57:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>sheila</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The past week has been completely crazy.  I&#8217;ve had two kids out of school with the flu &#8211; barfing all over the house and coughing like a 200 year old crone with emphysema.  I find myself running around barely managing to accomplish the normal everyday necessities like feeding kids, doing dishes, washing clothes, homework, grocery [...]]]></description>
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<p>The past week has been completely crazy.  I&#8217;ve had two kids out of school with the flu &#8211; barfing all over the house and coughing like a 200 year old crone with emphysema.  I find myself running around barely managing to accomplish the normal everyday necessities like feeding kids, doing dishes, washing clothes, homework, grocery shopping, etc. etc. etc.</p>
<p>Saturday morning rolls around &#8211; one of the only days I can sleep past 5 am and I&#8217;m woken by the gentle kisses of my sweet little 4 year old right around 3 am.   &#8220;I don&#8217;t feeeeeeel good mommy, wahhh &#8211; cough &#8211; cough &#8211; cough &#8211; Baaaaaaaaaarfff &#8211; all over me&#8221;  I love being a mom!  I picked her up, put her in the tub, went to the kitchen and made a pot of strong coffee  &#8211; my day was starting.</p>
<p>It seems like no matter how hard I try to get ahead so I can have  little time to relax, something always comes up.  I always have 50 million things going on.  One of the things that seems to get pushed to the side is sex.  My hubby says it&#8217;s the &#8220;kid shield&#8221;  &#8211; I say &#8220;do some dishes and maybe you&#8217;ll get lucky!&#8221;  If the man doesn&#8217;t do it every three days he starts getting a little grumpy.  I realized there &#8220;might&#8221; be a problem when I was making a list of things I had to do for the day and it went something like this &#8211; wash clothes, do the dishes, sex with hubby, get gas, go to dry cleaners.</p>
<p>So next time he starts whining I&#8217;ll just tell him, &#8220;it&#8217;s on my list!&#8221;</p>
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