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		<title>The Sex Police</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Jul 2009 20:45:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This post probably won&#8217;t make sense to you unless you are a sex starved mom with too many kids (any amount over 0) and absolutely no privacy.  Let me tell you a story. Once upon a time there were three nosy little kids with special powers.  No matter where they were or what they were doing if [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://slightlysarcastic.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/istock_000008938598xsmall-150.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-416" title="istock_000008938598xsmall-150" src="http://slightlysarcastic.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/istock_000008938598xsmall-150.jpg" alt="" width="150" height="150" /></a>This post probably won&#8217;t make sense to you unless you are a sex starved mom with too many kids (any amount over 0) and absolutely no privacy.  Let me tell you a story.</p>
<p>Once upon a time there were three nosy little kids with special powers.  No matter where they were or what they were doing if their parents came within three feet of each other they would magically appear.  After months of honing these skills the little ninjas were now able to read their parents minds &#8211; if the parental units even think something naughty the rugrats materialize right in front of them.  The parents have now learned to speak in a special code &#8211; when they spy a kid during a &#8220;moment&#8221; they whisper, &#8220;SP&#8221; which means the sex police are on the prowl &#8211; we&#8217;ll have to try again next month.</p>
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