I usually get my daily chuckle watching the news. There’s always some wacky new gadget, stupid criminal or crazy professional to create hysterical fodder for my blog.   For instance, I was browsing a couple stories last night and come across this amusing headline, “A Toaster Cozy For Your Butt Crack”.

Of course, I had to follow that link and OMFG what a revelation I had.   There is a whole new world of body decorating and bedazzling I wasn’t aware of.  I thought I was cool wearing a diamond stud in my nose but I’ve got nothing on the vajazzelers out there.  What’s a vajazzeler you ask?   Well, it’s someone who wants to shine up their vagina like a disco ball on a Saturday night  – You wax it and then  it embellish it with Swavorski crystals.

And if your think that women are a bit odd for bedazzling their hoo-hoos then check out the penazzler, that’s right, you guys can get your stuff bedazzled too.  (but, I’ve got to warn you guys, if you got bedazzled lips near your stuff  those are probably the only lips you’ll ever get near it)

You see what happens to me.  I wasn’t looking for a post this morning.  Like I said in the title, I didn’t need to look far because I’ve got plenty of crazy right here in my own home.  I wanted to write a post about my lovely 5 year old Laila.

I put her to bed about 9:00 Saturday night.  At about 10:00 she came out like it was the middle of the day and said, “mom, I got a penny in my nose.”  I laughed and played along, “why do you have a penny in your nose?”  and Laila says “I wanted to see if it would fit.” – I finally look up from the computer and see a bulge at the bridge of her nose.  Then she starts freaking a little.  So at 10:00 at night I have to get the other 2 up because my husband was out of town and drag everyone to the emergency room, which luckily we have a children’s hospital about 4 blocks from our house.  It was kind of scary because it was so far up her nose the Doctor couldn’t even see it.  They were talking about surgery.  They had to call in the ENT Surgeon who was on call.  He finally came in did a topical anesthetic and pulled the thing right out.  We finally get home around 2 AM  – poor girl is never going to live this one down.