Slightly Sarcastic » norfolk http://slightlysarcastic.net My Life, Sarcastically Sun, 06 Nov 2011 12:30:11 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.4 No What? No Fuck? No, it’s Norfolk – Norfolk, Virginia http://slightlysarcastic.net/2010/05/no-what-no-fuck-no-its-norfolk-norfolk-virginia/ http://slightlysarcastic.net/2010/05/no-what-no-fuck-no-its-norfolk-norfolk-virginia/#comments Fri, 14 May 2010 03:21:00 +0000 sheila http://slightlysarcastic.net/?p=1327
My boys are at that age where they think they are just freaking brilliantly hilarious – but they aint.  Half the time you look at these little people, cock your head to the side, squint your eyes, curl your lip and say W  T F??!!!  My 10 year old got in the car today and said, “Mom,  I was born in No Fuck Vagina.”   Me – “W  H A T  T H E $#%%$^#&%^$% Did you say??!!!”  Him “i uh duh um ah oh a nothin” .  Of course as soon as I got home I snuck into my bedroom and called his daddy and told him – it’s funny when I say it!  I remember when I was that age – whenever I was with my mom and around her friends I always remember her shaking her head and saying to her friends, “she thinks she’s funny”.  I was known as The Mouth of the South.  I thought I was funny.  Now I listen to my kids and think OMG I must have sounded like a complete moron.
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Fucking(Austria)
French Lick (Indiana, USA)
Boring (Oregon, USA)
Intercourse (Pennsylvania, USA)
Dildo (Newfoundland, Canada)
Blowhard (Australia)
Fart (Virginia, USA)
Climax (Michigan, USA)
Big Bone Lick (USA)
Dwarf (Kentucky, USA)
Dead Chinaman(Papua New Guinea)
Assawoman (Virginia, USA)
Burning Well(Pennsylvania, USA)
Sexi (Peru)
Poopoo(Hawaii, USA)
Beer Bottle Crossing (Idaho, USA)
Pussy creek (Ohio, USA)
Gayville South Dakota, USA)
Ass (Ukraine)
Cockburn(Western Australia)
Shetland Islands (Scotland)
Lolita (Texas, USA)
Wetwang (England)
Middelfart(Denmark)
Whiskey Dick Mountain(Washington State, USA)
Bastard (Norway)
Beaver (Oklahoma, USA)
Beaver Head (Idaho, USA)
Brown Willy (Cornwall,UK)
Chinaman’s Knob (Australia)
Climax (Colorado, USA)
Cunt (Spain)
Cunter (Switzerland)
Dikshit (India)
Dildo (Newfoundland, Canada)
Dong Rack (Thailand-Cambodia border)
Dongo (Congo – Democratic Republic)
Fuku (Shensi, China)
Fukue (Honshu, Japan)
Fukui (Honshu, Japan)
Fukum (Yemen)
Hold With Hope (Greenland)
Intercourse (Pennsylvania, USA)
Lickey End (West Midlands, UK)
Little Dix Village (West Indies)
Lord Berkeley’s Knob (Sutherland, Scotland)
Middle Intercourse Island (Australia)
Muff (Northern Ireland)
Nobber (Donegal, Ireland)
Pis Pis River (Nicaragua)
Sexmoan (Luzon, Philippines)
Seymen (Turkey)
Shafter (California, USA)
Shag Island (Indian Ocean)
Shitlingthorpe (Yorkshire, UK)
Tittybong (Australia)
Tong Fuk (Japan)
Turdo (Romania)
Twatt (Orkney, UK)
Wank (Germany)
Wankendorf (Schleswig-Holstein, Germany)
Wankener (India)
Wankie (Zimbabwe)
Wankie Colliery (Zimbabwe)
Wanks River (Nicaragua)
Wankum (Germany)
Wet Beaver Creek (Australia)

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