Slightly Sarcastic » naked http://slightlysarcastic.net My Life, Sarcastically Sun, 06 Nov 2011 12:30:11 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.4 Warning – Brewing Coffee While Naked Is Now Illegal! http://slightlysarcastic.net/2009/10/warning-brewing-coffee-while-naked-is-now-illegal/ http://slightlysarcastic.net/2009/10/warning-brewing-coffee-while-naked-is-now-illegal/#comments Sun, 25 Oct 2009 00:45:41 +0000 sheila http://slightlysarcastic.net/?p=576 I was cracking up yesterday when I caught this story on the News.  Some guy in Springfield, VA wakes up at 5:30 am rolls out of bed and stumbles into the kitchen to start a pot of coffee – what is wrong with this picture – he was naked – OH NO!  Some woman was outside walking with a 7 year old and saw the guy through his window and called the police and unbelievably was arrested – ARRESTED – for walking into his kitchen , in the dark, at 5:30 AM, IN HIS OWN HOME – Charged with indecent exposure.  WHY you ask – because,  Officer Bud Walker (gotta say with a southern drawl Buuud) believes he wanted to be seen.  Not only was this guy in his own home it seems that the woman and boy had cut through his yard to get to wherever they were going.

What a joke – how embarrassing for the Springfield police.  And the woman – Peeping Thomasina – sounds like she needs to get laid and chill out!  Tell ME where the guy lives and I’ll hang out and hope to get lucky.

Honestly, it’s pretty scary to think that you can be arrested for something like this.  This guy could end up with a sexual offender label that will screw his life up forever.

I was under the impression that being naked in your own home was a legal activity – I better run and turn myself in – I took a shower with no clothes on today!

Here’s a video to the whole story -

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