They’re calling it “Boobquake”

“An Iranian cleric bizarrely claimed that women in sexy clothes cause earthquakes, so thousands of ladies in a ‘Boobquake’ campaign will show off their assets this Monday to prove him wrong.”

Just last week I was talking about the muslimFATWAwhich stated that women should breastfeed men that they work with and now we’ve got another muslim cleric saying that boobs cause earthquakes. I don’t even know what to say about these crazy muslims (and I’m married to one, not crazy, just muslim) and their amazing ability to blame all ills that befall earth on women.  But this has got to take the cake (or should I say quake).  Of course, a group has been started on facebook to prove this guy wrong.   If you’d like to join this group of women check out their facebook page. Let’s do what we can for science.

“Iran is one of the world’s most earthquake-prone countries, but the explanation for the tremors by one cleric left a lot of people scratching their heads.

Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi said: ‘Many women who do not dress modestly… lead young men astray, corrupt their chastity and spread adultery in society, which (consequently) increases earthquakes.’

In order to prove him wrong, over 30,000 women have signed up to a Facebook group called Boobquake.

It was started by Jennifer McCreight, who wants to test the cleric’s claim scientifically, by getting thousands of women to show off their cleavages to see if any tectonic movements follow.

‘On Monday, April 26th, I will wear the most cleavage-showing shirt I own,’ she says. ‘Yes, the one usually reserved for a night on the town.

‘I encourage other female skeptics to join me and embrace the supposed supernatural power of their breasts. Or short shorts, if that’s your preferred form of immodesty.

‘With the power of our scandalous bodies combined, we should surely produce an earthquake. If not, I’m sure Sedighi can come up with a rational explanation for why the ground didn’t rumble…’”

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If I were them I would be far more concerned with the cleavage men are flashing everywhere.  I mean everyone knows that crack kills.  I think a far more likely scenario is this, women see man cleavage and run away as fast as they can.  If this happens where there is a large group of women it causes a stampede which then causes a shift in the earths crust bringing on an earthquake.  Voila!

If this guy is right and cleavage DOES causes this natural disaster I would begin here:

AND Here: