Slightly Sarcastic

And The Parents of The Year Award Goes To . . . .

26 May 2010 // 15 Comments

This kids is so damn lucky. My parents used to ground me for a month every time I got caught with cigarettes. Some parent are just sooo freakin cool!! Just think of the money they'll save when he dies at age 10. "Ardi ... » Read More

Sarcasm Is Just One More Service We Offer

21 May 2010 // 20 Comments

I'm sarcastic. Almost everything that comes out of my mouth is sarcasm. My parents did it, their parents did it. It's part of our gene pool. Sarcasm gets worse with age. The older I get the more I notice myself ... » Read More

No What? No Fuck? No, it’s Norfolk – Norfolk, Virginia

13 May 2010 // 17 Comments

My boys are at that age where they think they are just freaking brilliantly hilarious - but they aint. Half the time you look at these little people, cock your head to the side, squint your eyes, curl your lip and say W T F??!!! ... » Read More

Revenge – Mess With My Kids and I’ll Kick Your Butt!

11 May 2010 // 18 Comments

Nothing gets my blood boiling more than when someone messes with my kiddies and yesterday I was on fire. My oldest, Michael, is in middle school and when he came home he told me that he hadn't eaten anything all day. It seems ... » Read More

I’ve Made Up A Holiday!

08 May 2010 // 5 Comments

I was trying to come up with a post over at The Ad Master and was having a major brain fart so I decided to take the easy way out and run a contest. The only problem was I couldn't come up with a ... » Read More

The Real Annoying, Obnoxious, Catty HouseHo’s of the Bi-State Area

06 May 2010 // 7 Comments

Every week for the last few months I find myself drawn to the MOST annoying reality series of all time, The Real Housewives of Whatever...I am extremely embarrassed to even admit watching this show. I try to figure out why these women would put themselves ... » Read More

Now That’s A-Spicy!

01 May 2010 // 15 Comments

God I Love the internet. I was lying around, moping, feeling sorry for myself - this week sucked. Husband's out of town so I have to take the garbage out AND put gas in my own car, the kids (on top of the ... » Read More

I Don’t Have To Go Very Far To Find Crazy

26 Apr 2010 // 27 Comments

I usually get my daily chuckle watching the news. There's always some wacky new gadget, stupid criminal or crazy professional to create hysterical fodder for my blog. For instance, I was browsing a couple stories last night and come across this amusing headline, ... » Read More

Muslim Cleric Discovers the Cause of Earthquakes!

22 Apr 2010 // 24 Comments

They're calling it "Boobquake" "An Iranian cleric bizarrely claimed that women in sexy clothes cause earthquakes, so thousands of ladies in a 'Boobquake' campaign will show off their assets this Monday to prove him wrong." Just last week I was talking about the muslimFATWAwhich stated ... » Read More

Yummy Pasta Made With Freshly Ground Black People

19 Apr 2010 // 9 Comments

It's been a BIG month of making mountains out of mole holes. I think some people search out reasons to bitch and moan. Let's send these whiners over to help out in Haiti or in one of the hospitals in Iraq maybe then they'd quit ... » Read More

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