OMFG - This is just too hilarious. Social media for poopers. When I first read this I was searching for the punchline but I guess in this day and age I shouldn’t be surprised by anything….read on . .
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The past week has been completely crazy. I’ve had two kids out of school with the flu - barfing all over the house and coughing like a 200 year old crone with emphysema. I find myself running around barely managing to accomplish the normal everyday necessities like feeding kids, doing dishes, washing clothes, homework, grocery shopping, etc. etc. etc.
Saturday morning rolls around - one of the only days I can sleep past 5 am and I’m woken by the gentle kisses of my sweet little 4 year old right around 3 am. “I don’t feeeeeeel good mommy, wahhh - cough - cough - cough - Baaaaaaaaaarfff - all over me” I love being a mom! I picked her up, put her in the tub, went to the kitchen and made a pot of strong coffee - my day was starting.
It seems like no matter how hard I try to get ahead so I can have little time to relax, something always comes up. I always have 50 million things going on. One of the things that seems to get pushed to the side is sex. My hubby says it’s the “kid shield” - I say “do some dishes and maybe you’ll get lucky!” If the man doesn’t do it every three days he starts getting a little grumpy. I realized there “might” be a problem when I was making a list of things I had to do for the day and it went something like this - wash clothes, do the dishes, sex with hubby, get gas, go to dry cleaners.
So next time he starts whining I’ll just tell him, “it’s on my list!”
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Nov 5, 2009 | Reply
Oh funny post. Just wait, the time will come when the only thing on your list is “sex with hubby” woot! Empty nest feeling, nope, just fun little romps around the house now
Feels like kids again ourselves hee hee.
Nov 6, 2009 | Reply
LOL….that was funny, but I sure hope that it will at least be fun and you won’t feel like it is something you have to do…on the other hand…it could spice up both of your days a little…:).
Nov 7, 2009 | Reply
hahaha, did bother to be a housewife is good, but it must be done to maintain the family unit, and of course make a happiness in the family.
Nov 7, 2009 | Reply
LMAO that’s just too funny ! The ’sex on the to-do list’ !
I hope your kids are feeling better now … and once they’re back in school - you can have a quick session with the hubby … and I like how you’re providing incentive - do the dishes and get lucky hehehe
Nov 9, 2009 | Reply
I’d put “sex with hubby” at the top of the list next time lol. Actually you could combine the old adage of spicing up your sex life with some other household chores. Maybe do the ironing in a small utility room whilst he gets on with the business at hand and convince him you’re experimenting to keep things fresh lol. We men are easily convinced when distracted enough
Nov 9, 2009 | Reply
Lol. I hope your kids are feeling better. I know I’d certainly be helping with the dishes if I were him! hah
Nov 9, 2009 | Reply
Hope the kids have stoped puking…
Nov 9, 2009 | Reply
Oh I feel you. My 4 yr old hasn’t been well since Halloween. There is never enough hours in the day is there. At the end of the day, all you want is just a few minutes of peace and quiet to wind down, and there is hubby giving you the “look”. Mine will do dishes for sex tho
. Tonight he folded laundry…wooot!
Nov 11, 2009 | Reply
If it’s not the kids, it will be something else. Women do what they want to do…even the most educated, professional, soccer Mom.
If you are on an every three-day cycle, besides the week for your period, he’s looking at maybe 6-7 x a month.
The fact they you dismiss your husband’s needs as “…If the man doesn’t do it every three days he starts getting a little grumpy… is disheartening.
The fact that you blog about it…seek a public forum for support… is nauseating.
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Nov 11, 2009 | Reply
It’s so funny when people don’t understand sarcasm - moron!!
“irony is wasted on the stupid”
Sarcasm is a form of humor that uses sharp, cutting remarks or language intended to mock, wound, or subject to contempt or ridicule, GENERALLY SAYING THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT THE STATEMENT REALLY IS.
Nov 19, 2009 | Reply
LOL LOL LOL ….
I’m not a mother yet, but I understand how busy a housewife is.
Yeah … even I just got married for 3months, sometimes I don’t remember that I must put ’sex’ on TO DO list
really nice post, ‘coz I will remember to put it on my TO DO list start from now *LOL*
Nov 26, 2009 | Reply
Lol.. I have not yet reached the stage where “having sex” is one of the to-do list. But then again, maybe it’ll change once I’m married with kids. Lol.. This is funny.. If only we have more time, right?
Jan 10, 2010 | Reply
LMAO Am I the pervert who only spots sex posts on your blog or do you simply have many of these?
I agree with you about men going grumpy after 3 days without some release. That’s why they usually wage wars. Have you ever known a woman who started a war?
Didn’t think so.
I guess couples, especially busy ones, have forgotten about foreplay and daily lovebites of romance. I’ll quote one piece of advice I once read on Men’s Health magazine that’s likely to spice things up.
“Squeeze into your busy schedule some clothed rubbing sessions; the sensation of fabric will take both of you to vertiginous climaxes. And don’t worry about the outcome; that’s what washing machines are for.”
So, your list should now read: do the dishes, sex with hubby, wash clothes, get gas, go to dry cleaners.