OMFG - This is just too hilarious. Social media for poopers. When I first read this I was searching for the punchline but I guess in this day and age I shouldn’t be surprised by anything….read on . .
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I was cracking up yesterday when I caught this story on the News. Some guy in Springfield, VA wakes up at 5:30 am rolls out of bed and stumbles into the kitchen to start a pot of coffee - what is wrong with this picture - he was naked - OH NO! Some woman was outside walking with a 7 year old and saw the guy through his window and called the police and unbelievably was arrested - ARRESTED - for walking into his kitchen , in the dark, at 5:30 AM, IN HIS OWN HOME - Charged with indecent exposure. WHY you ask - because, Officer Bud Walker (gotta say with a southern drawl Buuud) believes he wanted to be seen. Not only was this guy in his own home it seems that the woman and boy had cut through his yard to get to wherever they were going.
What a joke - how embarrassing for the Springfield police. And the woman - Peeping Thomasina - sounds like she needs to get laid and chill out! Tell ME where the guy lives and I’ll hang out and hope to get lucky.
Honestly, it’s pretty scary to think that you can be arrested for something like this. This guy could end up with a sexual offender label that will screw his life up forever.
I was under the impression that being naked in your own home was a legal activity - I better run and turn myself in - I took a shower with no clothes on today!
Here’s a video to the whole story -
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Oct 24, 2009 | Reply
OH MY GOD, that is outrageous. What about her? She was trespassing wasn’t she?
Oct 25, 2009 | Reply
This is a joke, right? That’s the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever heard. She should be arrested as a peeping tom. But then, if I running around the house naked, I’d make sure all the drapes were closed.
Oct 25, 2009 | Reply
Ann - They (the police) somehow don’t mention the fact that she was trespassing - probably because they feel like such idiots.
Clara - You’d think it was a joke - but nope - maybe it’s because Springfield VA is really close to Washington DC and the idiocy radiates from there.
Oct 26, 2009 | Reply
I’m glad that I do not live where he lives.
Oct 26, 2009 | Reply
This is so wrong. He was in his own home, minding his own business, not even fully awake yet. That woman had no business on his property nor any business looking into his windows. I’m glad I don’t live there. I hope he wins, I hope he sues.
Oct 26, 2009 | Reply
Just once, I wish the news van would park in front of the person that called the police and made the claim.
I really would like to see their face as they try to explain to the camera that they were in someones yard looking into a window of someone else’s home and saw something they should not have.
That’s not all, Interview the police that thought someone walking around in their own kitchen nude at 5 in the morning and making a pot of coffee and let them tell us what a threat this guy is.
Thank God I live in the sticks !
Oct 26, 2009 | Reply
Now I remember why I don’t like to go south of the Mason Dixon line.
Larry Brauner
Oct 26, 2009 | Reply
I have to concur, here…how ridiculous!!! And, news flash, lady…. don’t cut across the guy’s property with your kid in tow if you’re that easily offended! Duh!
I’m shocked that the law enforcement where they live actually arrested this guy.
I have been known to walk around my own place sans clothing (I don’t have giant picture windows, though! am NOT trying to put on a show! ) It’s one of the joys of living alone, and not having to clothe up until you feel like it. If you can’t do that in your own home, then where? OMG.
Oct 27, 2009 | Reply
How ridiculous the laws are getting now-a-days when we can’t even walk around our own houses anyway we want. Makes me glad I have no neighbors!
Oct 28, 2009 | Reply
Very interesting and amusing subject. I read with great pleasure.
Oct 29, 2009 | Reply
Seriously, this has to be a bad joke. You nailed my opinion on this pretty well. I better turn myself in as well, showering with no clothes on is apparently a serious offense. :O
Great post!
Oct 29, 2009 | Reply
Crazy to think that the skin that you are born with is so… horrible. It really is a shame that people are so ashamed of what God created, and I’m not a religious person. Just everyone has either a penis or a vagina and I don’t see what the big deal is. Protect your children because you are to afraid to talk to them. WTF?!
I think that the next time I see my neighbors dogs having sex in the yard that I will call the cops because I’m offended. I mean, the act of to dogs going at it like animals is just crazy.
Oct 30, 2009 | Reply
ONLY in America…possibly only in Fairfax County, Virginia! The lawyers will make a bundle on this one and the cops should be totally embarrassed. And both this Dad and his little girl could be harmed for life. A young man with schizophrenia was booked on “indecent exposure” and spent 66 days of “intense insanity” in the Fairfax County jail before he could get a bed at Western State Hospital. Don’t we just do it right in this state??
Oct 30, 2009 | Reply
it’s ridiculous!
Oct 31, 2009 | Reply
Im speechless. Have we lost that much of our freedom?
Nov 1, 2009 | Reply
This is certainly ridiculous. I don’t think the guy want to be seen. Who would think that he/she would be arrested for brewing coffee while naked in the such an hour.
Nov 7, 2009 | Reply
Are you serious ! That’s such a load of crock ! I cannot believe the laws have dwindled to such levels where it’s a crime to walk around in your birthday suit in your own home !
That woman should be arrested for trespassing on the man’s property and he should sue for invasion of privacy and potentially robbery - who knows what that woman was doing in his yard !