Searching for A House

Posted on 10 May 2012

Searching for A House

We’ve been looking for a larger house for a while now so while I was walking to the park with my daughter today I was really excited to see a beautiful old house for sale. It’s only a couple blocks from our place now, well made (over 100 years old) GORGEOUS!! So, when we are [...]


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“We Come Before You Come”

Posted on16 Jul 2010

If you’re easily offended Go Away.

The world has changed.  Sex is everywhere:

NEW YORK (Wireless Flash – FlashNews) – In a moment of passion, fumbling through your nightstand for a condom can really make the heat fizzle.But now, the Zurich-based Swiss AIDS Federation is offering to deliver condoms to eager lovers by bicycle, with a catchy slogan for their service: “We come before you come.”

A spokesman for the health agency tells AOL News, “The main purpose of this initiative is to create a buzz and help people remember safe sex rules and the need to carry condoms at all times, even in the most unforseen situations.”

The group apparently feels that when the petting gets hot and heavy, you might not run out to the store for a rubber, but you might make a call.

And their bikers will pedal like mad to deliver their package before that climactic moment passes you by.

The Swiss are eager to help lovers because according to the Federation, more than 25,000 people are HIV-positive in Switzerland.

The Penis – an ever protruding member of society.  The only body appendage that can claim a brain of it’s own.  Overprotected but often abused the Penis provides us with laughter,  pain and confusion.  Society has come so far in breaking the bonds of sexual suppression which ruled generations before us.  But not everyone is happy with the world this has created.  You will still find groups who refuse to promote the penis.  For example, one of my favorite websites, Etsy.

ALTON, Ill. (Wireless Flash – FlashNews) – Buying a handmade penis pendant or vagina-shaped pillow is not as easy as it used to be.Etsy.com – the online DIY shop where crafters can sell their handmade goods, no matter how kooky or naughty they may be – is currently under fire for its censorship of certain items.

Etsy shop owner Cappy Sue, who paints cartoonish versions of human genitalia and makes other adult crafts, says the once liberal website has been hiding her items and other artists’ risque work from certain searches – an act she likens to WWII-style “ghettoization.”

She explains, “It seems like they’re putting all the mature sellers in a ghetto. They filtered our listings so now people can’t see anything we post. It’s a huge censorship issue.”

Sue believes she and other offbeat sellers are in danger of losing

money and may even have to close down their online shops.

I have to say, sex was a little more exciting when it was taboo. Sex seemed naughty and fun. You didn’t see it or hear it every time you turned on the TV and radio. Now it’s about as common as a Republican without a brain. My twelve year old was talking to me about a friend of his at school who has already had sex. This is middle school. While I think kids in middle school should understand their bodies and know the dangers of unprotected sex I don’t think it’s fair that they are bombarded with sexual messages at every turn. It’s a conundrum – I love the freedom we experience to dress, speak and write in ways that were controlled in the past. But, has it gone too far?

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  • http://www.smalltownmommy.com Anne

    I am easily offended but your post didn’t offend me at all (I was kind of disappointed). As far as the condoms are concerned, I can’t imagine stopping and having to wait for the guy to show up on his bicycle. Talk about a mood killer.

    For the Etsy things, I do think people should be able to choose whether the search includes adult items. Not so much to protect my delicate sensibilities but if there are children searching on Etsy (do children go on Etsy) they shouldn’t be exposed to certain things until they are older.

  • http://gayarabguy.blogspot.com/ Wilmaryad

    What if when the bicycle boy/girl comes (no pun), the couple who wants him/her to join in the fun? And if s/he accepts, will that be unprofessional? Just another version of Javier, the pool boy, me thinks. ;-) Unless the condom company is right across from the in-heat couple’s place, I don’t see how the condom will come to them before they come! Nice effort, Switzerland, though.

    Have a soothing weekend!

  • http://mymommadrama.com Momma Drama

    that is a little ridiculous. what’s the difference between going to the store and waiting for someone to bring you one? maybe if you call ahead and can get started while he’s on the way, but what happens if he gets lost?

    Aside from that, someone your child goes to MIDDLE SCHOOL with already had sex? that’s just shocking to me… I thought smoking pot at 13 was bad, now sex too? did our parents have it this bad? every generation says that it gets worse for their kids, but really, I think this sex driven internet generation is going to trump everything else…

  • http://jennybeans.net Jenny Beans

    I would NOT call for a condom in the heat of the moment. No, sir.

  • sheila

    Anne – Usually if I say the word penis in a post I get all sorts of crap from the blog police. But I think you kind of proved my point – if you can read about condom delivery without even blinking. I think everyone is becoming immune because of what is seen and heard all over the media.

    Wilmaryad – I never even thought about that, but I’m sure someone will and it will be a new sideline of the business.

    Momma Drama – I can’t imagine calling in an order for condoms – I’m embarrassed enough sneaking them up to the counter amidst 100 other things that I don’t need but buy just so they don’t stand out. Maybe a lot of people plan sex and can order them ahead of time.

    Jenny Beans – I’m right there with you.

  • http://www.superficialgallery.com VetTech

    The funny thing is, while it is everywhere…I think as a society we are kinda prudish…all talk and no action. And no way in would I call for a courier to bring me a rubber… it’s just dumb, I mean you can get them in the grocery store when you buy bread and milk.

  • http://www.redheadranting.com/ Jen

    I wouldn’t call for one either, unless I was a 12 year old boy making prank phone calls and since everyone has caller ID these days that wouldn’t happen either. It’s not a bad idea, getting condoms to people who are HIV positive is always a good thing, but something tells me this won’t stop the spread.

  • http://mommamiameaculpa.com meleah rebeccah

    I’m sorry, but I cannot get passed the fact that someone your child knows in MIDDLE SCHOOL is already having sex. That frightens me to no end. I don’t think any 12 year old would possibly be capable of protecting themselves against disease and or unwanted pregnancies. Hell, two years ago, I couldn’t even get my 12 year old to fold his own clothes.

    As for the condom bike messenger, I doubt I would ever use a service like that. But, I suppose it might be nice for other people!

  • http://www.injaynesworld.blogspot.com/ injaynesworld

    Once again great (redhead) minds think alike. I included the condom delivery story in this week’s Sunday Recap. I think you got the quote accurate though. I tampered because that’s just what I do.

    I’m reminded of the classic scene from “Golden Girls” when they go to the drug store and attempt to buy condoms.

  • http://www.superficialgallery.com VetTech

    Every time I come by that site… I just laugh when I see the cacti. I just keep thinking “PRICK-LY”

  • sheila

    VetTech – I just think there are a lot of hypocrites out there (think of all those politicians) who spew their self righteous thoughts while bonkin the boys in the airport restrooms.

    Jen – that could be a really funny prank phone call

    Meleah Rebeccah – It scares me to death that kids in middle school are already into all that stuff – I just try to keep a really open line of communication.

    injaynesworld – we do seem to be on the same wave length, great red headed minds think alike.

  • http://www.donechute.com/ Don E. Chute

    You hit the penis right on the head with this one!

    The Swiss should stick to making watches. They must have some pretty fast bicyclers, most people couldn’t wait for a Ferrari to make a delivery.

    Cacti are a bunch of pricks:>)

    PLU!

  • http://www.shoot-me-now.com Katherine

    I am no prude, after all, I’m a redhead Catholic and I think we are deemed the worst? LOL… BUT… I have a HUGE problem with the sex commercials when my kids are awake. My nine year old daughter sees those “I put this goop on and he puts that goop on and..” “Angels singing and naked couple in bed looking very sexually satisfied.” Remember when Rob and Laura had different BEDS? I prefer that over sex lotion commercials. Sex is great, but not on TV in front of my daughter. Oh, and that cartoon? Every man’s dream! LOL!

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