In two weeks my vacation begins. Kids go back to school on Sept 7th. Hopefully I will then slowly recuperate from this idiocy disease which has stolen my mind and ability to function (of course I’m gonna blame the kids otherwise I’d have to actually admit that it was me and isn’t that the whole [...]
Every week for the last few months I find myself drawn to the MOST annoying reality series of all time, The Real Housewives of Whatever…I am extremely embarrassed to even admit watching this show. I try to figure out why these women would put themselves in the public eye once they realize the show is just using them and making them look like uneducated, spoiled, odious, self-centered, overindulgent women. I can’t even make it through a show anymore. I get so embarrassed for these girls I have to hurry and change channels before I see them make such unbelievable asses of themselves for the hundredth time that night.
I JUST DON’T GET IT. Maybe their rudeness makes me feel better about my snarky, sarcastic ways. I think it is more likely that watching these nasty girls, who should be basking in their good fortune and living life to the fullest, constantly crash and burn makes me so much more grateful for my family and friends. If there was ever a part of me that wanted to bleach my hair, inject double DDs and spend too much money eating crappy food at snooty restaurants – I’ve been healed. That’s it, I’ve finally figured out why I love watching these shows – they make me appreciate everything I have (or don’t) so much more.
If there is one good thing about these shows is that they set themselves up for some hilarious skits and parodies. Check out these pee-in-your-pants, roll on the floor funny videos:
This is a version from “The Big Gay Sketch Show” – The Real Housewives of Warren Jeffs
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May 6, 2010 | Reply
It’s not just real housewives but any reality show. I think some people are so desperate for their “15 minuets” that they will almost anything regardless of the consequences. It’s like all the singers on the TV talent shows, they almost guarantee themselves exposure to the nation but you can bet your bottom dollar that they won’t be the ones making the money and have almost zero chance of being taken seriously as an artist in the future but hey they got to go on TV and wave at their mum……
Hey, I like the idea of posing as a girl and hanging out at Dirty Girl Ministries but do I have to dress for it? I’ve possibly got the legs for it but the rest of me just doesn’t cut the mustard…..
May 6, 2010 | Reply
Oh, I’m ashamed to admit, I too watch the Housewives of “whatever”. I can’t help it – I have to intersect my mind into someone else’s drama as much as I can. Other people’s crap is always more interesting than my own! My closest friend told me the other day (after my husband punched the steak salesman that came knocking on our door), that we needed our own show. If only, if only… I would do it in a heartbeat!
May 7, 2010 | Reply
I have to admit, I love the Housewives. I can’t help myself. I started with NY and have since added NJ. I do enjoy really trashy reality so I am probably not the best judge.
May 7, 2010 | Reply
great post as usual!
May 7, 2010 | Reply
That first one was especially funny to me! I’ve not seen the show, but of course I’ve seen the women from that weird cult… that was hysterical!
May 10, 2010 | Reply
I hate to admit this too. But I loved The Real Housewives of NJ. I was ALMOST sad when the season ended!