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I had to say it out loud to get it. But I’m a Yankee and we talk differently than you southern folk. I thought it was pretty funny.

Twatt! OMG. that’s hilarious… Little Dix Villiage? oh goodness… thanks for the laugh

My step-son was the same way. He’s 12 now and he’s actually gotten funnier with the jokes!

It was very funny. But something you would rather not come out of the mouth of your kids. I remember some of the things I thought was funny. Like Titty on a barrel. Instead of Kitty.We often changed those two letters. The funniest thing for young boys.

I thought that was pretty funny myself …but I laugh at Poopoo Hawaii (-:

OK…. I live here for heaven’s sakes… and of COURSE I have had to repeat how you pronounce it a hundred times… especially to tech support people in India. NorFOLK… no, not Nor Fuck… Nor FOLK… FOLK… Nor FOLK…

But No Fuck Vagina… your kids are BRILLIANT!!!!

Jen – My mom is from Little Falls Minnesota but she’s a born again southerner – she tries to talk with one of those fake snobby accents. People who have lived here forever say Nahfuk

Momma Drama – i think my favorite is Tittybong – I just can’t imagine telling everyone “I’m from Tittybong or Fukue”

Russ – Yes it’s the kind of thing you try really hard to keep that stern look on your face but inside your dying of laughter – my mom would of kicked my butt

Mrsblogalot – Never heard of poopoo, but my kids love it!

Katherine – Just don’t let them hear you say they’re brilliant -

Hello Sheila. Believe it or not, you popped up in my dream about 4 nights ago.

Scene: you, your husband and I on your bed. You and I laying on our stomachs talking and laughing, while your husband to our left smoking and listening to us.

For some weird reason, you had blonde hair and a British accent. Don’t ask me how. lol

Then, you led me into a kind of yard, where your kids were playing, and your introduced me to a little girl (I think called Sabrina) as being my daughter. She seemed to know I was her father, so she jumped into my arms and I got teary-eyed holding the dear girl with the long curly brown hair.

Now, my grandma used to say that little girls in dreams represent good fortune and life. From experience, dreaming of a boy is pure distress and trouble, while little girls are a good sign. I wanted to share the dream the morning after, but didn’t for some reason.

Where’s my award for best off-topic comment, ma’am?

Okay, I have to admit, I thought what your 10 year old said was funny. But I can NOT get over the names of those places? Those are hilarious!

Well that was a good post, yes kids at that age do come out with some crazy stuff. There are lots of weird and wonderful names of places in the world but it makes you wonder. Just how the hell they came up with that name? Whats the history behind it? Like was the town of Bastard originally a brothel in the middle of no where that ended up with a bunch of bastard children?
Could make for an interesting follow up post. Keep up the good work.
Walt AKA, All Sports on the Web

I don’t know how you kept from laughing. I would have been in tears! Once when my sweet little niece was about 3 yo, she was sitting on the floor playing Barbie’s. As she played and did their hair she was singing a song….Fuck..fuck….fuuuuck…fuuuuck…fuck..fuc..fuck…I nearly died laughing, then sat down to teach her a new song.

Sheila,On NUTCASE1 I have a feature called Wack Wednesday.I swiped this for this weeks poisting.I did give you credit for it and a link back.thank you for the great laugh that I got from you.

Wilmaryad – I always have crazy dreams. And yes, you do win an award for most off-topic comment. Take care -

meleah rebeccah – You do have to wonder where some of them came from.

Walt Webb – that WOULD make a good follow-up post. I wonder how hard it would be to find out why some guy decided to name a town Whiskey Dick – Maybe his name was Richard and he was the town drunk?

Buggys – Ha! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! OMG – I love that song!! The sweeter the kids looks the funnier it is -

Mike – Glad I could make you laugh!!

Well that was a good post, yes kids at that age do come out with some crazy stuff. There are lots of weird and wonderful names of places in the world but it makes you wonder. Just how the hell they came up with that name? Whats the history behind it? Like was the town of Bastard originally a brothel in the middle of no where that ended up with a bunch of bastard children?Could make for an interesting follow up post. Keep up the good work. Walt AKA, All Sports on the Web
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Sheila,I just thought of one more name for your list.Hell Michigan

Boy oh Boy, this was great for a good laugh, first thing this morning! For Chrissakes, how long did it take you to look all those up?

Your story reminded me of the day my Son, about the same age as yours, on a particular cold day in North Texas, came in from recess and proclaimed to his female teacher—”Boy, it sure is nipple-E out there”. This only landed him a week of after school suspension. Don’t know where it came from. Perhaps he heard me saying–”It’s colder than a witches tit”.

Me–I thinks I’m moving to ‘Whiskey Dick Mountain’!

Peace, Love, and Understanding–Elvis Costello

Those are freaking fantastic names!

We have a doctor in our town and he’s always putting out these full page ads in the newspaper and in the phone book. He’s a urologist and his name is Dr. Richard Cockburn. I am not kidding you. Do you think his parents said, “Son, you have no choice. Urology is your birthright.”

And it cracked me the freak up when my kids would inadvertently cuss. I wonder where they got it from? Hmmm. Seeing as I am Irish, the profanity flows out of me like a leaky faucet.

As long as he doesn’t say that type of thing in front of impressionable adults you should be okay. I thought it was funny, but it would probably be a lot less funny if it were my kid.