Slightly Sarcastic

Perky Nipples – My Epiphany Moment

30 May 2010 // 11 Comments

I keep seeing these scary ads for the latest ladies trend, perky nipples. Umm, ok . . . . . . . UK-based retailer Selfridges is selling these “Body Perks” nipple enhancers with the claim that “the natural look is back. Nipples are in”. ... » Read More

And The Parents of The Year Award Goes To . . . .

26 May 2010 // 15 Comments

This kids is so damn lucky. My parents used to ground me for a month every time I got caught with cigarettes. Some parent are just sooo freakin cool!! Just think of the money they'll save when he dies at age 10. "Ardi ... » Read More

Sarcasm Is Just One More Service We Offer

21 May 2010 // 20 Comments

I'm sarcastic. Almost everything that comes out of my mouth is sarcasm. My parents did it, their parents did it. It's part of our gene pool. Sarcasm gets worse with age. The older I get the more I notice myself ... » Read More

No What? No Fuck? No, it’s Norfolk – Norfolk, Virginia

13 May 2010 // 17 Comments

My boys are at that age where they think they are just freaking brilliantly hilarious - but they aint. Half the time you look at these little people, cock your head to the side, squint your eyes, curl your lip and say W T F??!!! ... » Read More

Revenge – Mess With My Kids and I’ll Kick Your Butt!

11 May 2010 // 18 Comments

Nothing gets my blood boiling more than when someone messes with my kiddies and yesterday I was on fire. My oldest, Michael, is in middle school and when he came home he told me that he hadn't eaten anything all day. It seems ... » Read More

I’ve Made Up A Holiday!

08 May 2010 // 5 Comments

I was trying to come up with a post over at The Ad Master and was having a major brain fart so I decided to take the easy way out and run a contest. The only problem was I couldn't come up with a ... » Read More

The Real Annoying, Obnoxious, Catty HouseHo’s of the Bi-State Area

06 May 2010 // 7 Comments

Every week for the last few months I find myself drawn to the MOST annoying reality series of all time, The Real Housewives of Whatever...I am extremely embarrassed to even admit watching this show. I try to figure out why these women would put themselves ... » Read More

Now That’s A-Spicy!

01 May 2010 // 15 Comments

God I Love the internet. I was lying around, moping, feeling sorry for myself - this week sucked. Husband's out of town so I have to take the garbage out AND put gas in my own car, the kids (on top of the ... » Read More