Sending Your Kids to the Lions Den

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Sending Your Kids to the Lions Den

My last post was about my son being robbed and assaulted on his way home from school.  Since that post the kid who assaulted him has plead guilty to felony robbery and will be sentenced next week.  In the mean time he was placed in an alternative school but is still out running around doing [...]


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Yummy Pasta Made With Freshly Ground Black People

Posted on19 Apr 2010

It’s been a BIG month of making mountains out of mole holes.  I think some people search out reasons to bitch and moan.   Let’s send these whiners over to help out in Haiti or in one of the hospitals in Iraq maybe then they’d quit nitpicking  over these ridiculous stories (of course then I wouldn’t have half as much fun reading the news).

Earlier this month my lovely state of VA declared April to be Confederate History Month.  You can read the full proclamation here.  This was supposedly done to help the tourism in the state which will bring in more money, blah blah blah and as with anything involving politicians and money the Governor had a major brain fart and forgot to mention one tiny little thing in this proclamation – slavery – not a word, not a letter or syllable – nada.  I guess that’s understandable, after all the civil war didn’t have very much to do with slavery, did it? The next day Governor Forget-a-lot issued this statement:

“The failure to include any reference to slavery was a mistake, and for that I apologize to any fellow Virginian who has been offended or disappointed.”

Honestly, I don’t know why anyone would want to commemorate such a horrible time in the history of the US. Oh that’s right, to make money, duh! That makes everything ethical. What a poo-head.

If that isn’t offensive enough The Aussies are eating black people with their pasta and of course people are getting offended.

An Australian publisher is reprinting 7,000 cookbooks over a recipe for pasta with “salt and freshly ground black people.”

Penguin Group Australia’s head of publishing, Bob Sessions, acknowledged the proofreader for the Pasta Bible should have picked up the error, but called it nothing more than a “silly mistake.”

The “Pasta Bible” recipe for spelt tagliatelle with sardines and prosciutto was supposed to call for black pepper.

“We’re mortified that this has become an issue of any kind and why anyone would be offended, we don’t know,” he told The Sydney Morning Herald for a story printed Saturday.

“We’ve said to bookstores that if anyone is small-minded enough to complain about this … silly mistake, we will happily replace (the book) for them.”

And of course there is always more of people making a big deal out of nothing.  There has been a BIG brew-ha-ha over a crucifix of a well endowed Jesus at St. Charles Borromeo Catholic Church in Oklahoma.  I thought it was just one of those find the hidden object games, Catholic style.

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Artist Janet Jaime modeled the art after the San Damiano Cross:

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From the Artist:  “I admit that I was never a really devoted Catholic during the time that I identified myself as a Catholic. But I did learn the tenets of the faith and found a place in my heart for Jesus’s teachings, which were about love and acceptance and taking care of one another (I had a seriously hippy priest, can you tell?). Maybe because my mind tends not to go into the gutter when contemplating the sacrifice of Jesus’s crucifixion–and the symbolic weighty acceptance of the blame for all our sins–I just saw this as “mighty Jesus with six pack abs” rather than “Jesus with an enormous and exposed member”. I, apparently, am in the minority” Read Full Story

Churchgoers are outraged over a crucifix in a Catholic church they say shows Jesus with exposed genitalia.

Janet Jaime is the artist who designed the crucifix hanging in St. Charles Borromeo Catholic Church. She was unavailable for comment, but her husband said critics are misinterpreting a common religious icon.

“This isn’t just a subjective drawing. This is a historical icon of the church,” said Reggie Jaime, husband of Janet Jaime, an Oklahoma City iconographer commissioned by the church to design the crucifix. “I can’t help what you see in things, or she sees in things, or anyone.”

The church’s pastor, Father Phillip Seeton, referred questions Wednesday to the Oklahoma City Archdiocese.

Monsignor Edward Weisenburger said he has no problems with the crucifix and referred specific questions back to Seeton.

Critics of the crucifix take issue with what appears to be a large penis covering the abdominal area.

The crucifix is about 10 feet tall and hangs above the church’s altar. It is unclear how long it has been there.

Molly Jenkins said she attended a funeral at the church recently and immediately noticed the crucifix.

“I was appalled at the sexualization of Christ,” said Jenkins, who is not Catholic.

Actually, I find it more than a little appalling that in an age where the church points fingers at everyone other than themselves over inappropriate sexual behavior towards children, adults are working themselves into a tizzy over a work of art that reflects where their brains are more than the work itself.

This is so F-ing ridiculous – I wonder if I would have even noticed this on my own.  Do they have any idea how many penises and boobs are in the Vatican?

Naked people everywhere:


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  • http://mymommadrama.com Momma Drama

    Ok, ok – I got a big kick out of “eating black people” – but then I got to the Jesus statue! Hilarious – I just might make that my screen saver.

  • http://mommamiameaculpa.com meleah rebeccah

    That IS ridiculous. People need to calm down and lighten up! Like you said, “Do they have any idea how many penises and boobs are in the Vatican?” EXACTLY!

  • http://cuteasabuggy.blogspot.com Buggys

    Good try by the Governor to ignore the unpleasant bits of history. Probably better for tourism that way.

    The 10 ft tall Jesus? She didn’t notice that? Come on!

  • http://gayarabguy.blogspot.com/ Wilmaryad

    Optical illusion, nothing more. It comes as no surprise Jesus had visible abdomnial muscles, unlike the couch potatoes we, men of today, are. I think sweating only humanity-endangering stuff is our one-way ticket to global harmony, while the airline company’s lines are busy with people complaining about their seats. pfft

  • http://www.redheadranting.com/ Jen

    I noticed Jesus’ package right away. I guess my mind is in the gutter. I’m not the least bit offended however. I don’t see why Jesus wouldn’t have been well endowed, he was the son of God…

  • http://www.tarheelramblings.com/2010/04/13/the-class-of-1970/ Tarheel Rambler

    If those are Jesus’ genitals, he was SERIOUSLY deformed. They are growing out of his belly button!

    I’m never surprised any more with what people choose to be offended by. I think there are a lot of people that look for reasons to take offense. They just don’t feel complete unless they can find someone they feel the need to call out. I think it’s the only way they have to feel good about themselves.

  • http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com Margaret (Nanny Goats)

    I nominate those GodHatesFags people to go to Haiti. I mean, they clearly have nothing better to do and they can have all the nails and hammers they want (including the figurative ones) while helping Haiti rebuild. Can I get an Amen?

  • sheila

    Momma Drama – I don’t know, might intimidate your significant other.

    Meleah Rebeccah – I say there are never enough penises, they should be everywhere – penis power!

    Buggys – She must has suppressed penis issues – maybe her husband is lacking?

    Wilmaryad – Exactly!

    Jen – We all know your mind is in the gutter. Of course so is mine but I’ve got to wonder if I would have noticed it if I walked into a church and saw it hanging up there. I guess nowadays you automatically think about sex and penises when you walk into a Catholic church.

    Margaret – Amen!!!

  • http://writingtowellness.wordpress.com/ Sskar

    To all those “thumpers” (all respect intended – cough), you are supposed to believe Jesus was fully fully human – well, that’s includes those naughty parts…

    To the Vatican worshipers, GET OVER IT!

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