Slightly Sarcastic

If you couldn’t tell from most of my previous posts I tend to search out the crazy (you should meet my husband).  Mention politics, religion and death and I’ll yaaaaawn – UNLESS – there’s a nutty twist to the scoop.  So, without further ado, I give you some crazy for today:

Death:

(Well almost)

Boyfriend Nearly Dies In Girlfriend’s Bust (from Sodahead.com)

While some might believe a British man would have qualified for the most awesome tombstone ever made had he actually succumbed to death after his girlfriend’s 40LL breasts smothered him unconscious, 27-year-old Stephen is just happy to be alive and girlfriendless.

Claire Smedley, whose breasts weigh over 12 pounds each, and Stephen were having sex a few months ago when she noticed him thrashing around. “I assumed it was because he was so excited, so I kept going,” she said.

However, a few minutes later, she noticed he had stopped moving. After lifting her breasts out of the way, she panicked when she saw that he had stopped breathing. Right as she was about to dial 999 (equivalent to 911 in the U.S.), he started to come around.

Stephen, who appears to have recovered, told News of the World in a recent article: “I did think my time had come. … It was pretty hair-raising.”

Obviously, it was so hair-raising that the couple has split. Claire, however, believes if her breasts can almost kill someone, she might be able to turn them into genuine assets.

Religion(From BBC-Read More)

(not new but oh so f-ing HILARIOUS)

The head of the Hadith Department in Al-Azhar University, Dr. Izzat Atiyya, recently issued a controversial fatwa dealing with breastfeeding of adults. The fatwa stated that a woman who is required to work in private with a man not of her immediate family – a situation that is forbidden by Islamic law – can resolve the problem by breastfeeding the man, which, according to shari’a, turns him into a member of her immediate familyThe fatwa sparked a storm of protest in the Egyptian public arena, especially within the religious establishment. It was harshly criticized by Muslim Brotherhood MPs, who even brought it up for discussion in parliament, as well as by Egyptian intellectuals and columnists. In response, Al-Azhar University formed a special committee to debate the fatwa, and on the recommendation of this committee, Dr. Atiyya was suspended. The Egyptian information minister ordered the removal from sellers’ shelves of the issue of the government weekly Al-Watani Al-Yawm in which the fatwa had been published.

Dr. Izzat Atiyya explained his fatwa…..”The religious ruling that appears in the Prophet’s conduct [Sunna] confirms that breastfeeding allows a man and a woman to be together in private, even if they are not family and if the woman did not nurse the man in his infancy, before he was weaned – providing that their being together serves some purpose, religious or secular…

“A man and a woman who are alone together are not [necessarily] having sex, but this possibility exists, and breastfeeding provides a solution to this problem… I also insist that the breastfeeding relationship be officially documented in writing… The contract will state that this woman has suckled this man…

Dr. Atiyya further explained that the breastfeeding does not necessarily have to be done by the woman herself. “The important point,” he said, “is that the man and the woman must be related through breastfeeding. [This can also be achieved] by means of the man’s mother or sister suckling the woman, or by means of the woman’s mother or sister suckling the man, since [all of these solutions legally] turn them into brother and sister…

The adult must suckle directly from the [woman’s] breast… [This according to a hadith attributed to Aisha, wife of the Prophet’s Muhammad], which tells of Salem [the adopted son of Abu Hudheifa] who was breastfed by Abu-Hudheifa’s wife when he was already a grown man with a beard, by the Prophet’s order… Other methods, such as [transferring] the milk to a container, are [less desirable]…

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