Slightly Sarcastic

Archive for April, 2010:

I Don’t Have To Go Very Far To Find Crazy

26 Apr 2010 // View Comments

I usually get my daily chuckle watching the news. There's always some wacky new gadget, stupid criminal or crazy professional to create hysterical fodder for my blog. For instance, I was browsing a couple stories last night and come across this amusing headline, ... » Read More

Muslim Cleric Discovers the Cause of Earthquakes!

22 Apr 2010 // View Comments

They're calling it "Boobquake" "An Iranian cleric bizarrely claimed that women in sexy clothes cause earthquakes, so thousands of ladies in a 'Boobquake' campaign will show off their assets this Monday to prove him wrong." Just last week I was talking about the muslimFATWAwhich stated ... » Read More

Yummy Pasta Made With Freshly Ground Black People

19 Apr 2010 // View Comments

It's been a BIG month of making mountains out of mole holes. I think some people search out reasons to bitch and moan. Let's send these whiners over to help out in Haiti or in one of the hospitals in Iraq maybe then they'd quit ... » Read More

Why We Women Wuv da Wii

16 Apr 2010 // View Comments

Forget about the fact that the Wii makes an awesome babysitter now moms have another reason to LOVE, luv, luv the Wii!! Are you wondering why your husband suddenly surprised you with a gift of a Nintendo Wii? Well, it probably isn't out of the kindness ... » Read More

Poor Pedophiles, No one Understands Their Pain

14 Apr 2010 // View Comments

There are few things that terrify me more than pedophiles. A couple weeks ago I was searching online for summer camps for the kids and came across an article that totally scared the shit out of me. Are you thinking of sending your kids to ... » Read More

It’s A Crazy World After All, It’s A Crazy, Crazy World

11 Apr 2010 // View Comments

If you couldn't tell from most of my previous posts I tend to search out the crazy (you should meet my husband). Mention politics, religion and death and I'll yaaaaawn - UNLESS - there's a nutty twist to the scoop. So, without further ado, I ... » Read More

No More Peecrastinating, I’ve Got A Urination Proclaimation

06 Apr 2010 // View Comments

Ok girls, and you know who you are, there's been a rash of peeing goin on. Are you suffering from a case of blogger bladder? Every other story I've read lately is so gosh darn funny it's got bloggers weeing in their bloomers. ... » Read More

A Penis Festival?!!! YEE HAW!!!!

02 Apr 2010 // View Comments

I never realized how freakin funny a penis could be. From penis festivals to penis weapons to penis oragami it is hard to keep a straight face when you're searching the internet for anything related to everyones friend good ole Dick. Lets start with the a ... » Read More