Slightly Sarcastic

My Eyes Are Up Here!

Posted on21 Mar 2010

Boobs are power. Women can get men to do almost anything if they employ their boob power. But, sometimes boobs get in the way. For instance, when you are trying to be taken seriously – kinda hard when you can’t get the attention off your rack. Probably for centuries women have had the same problem – getting men to look them in the eyes when they are talking to them. Well, now there is a solution.

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http://www.momtothepowerofthree.blogspot.com Mom To The Power Of Three

Absolutely funny post. I am sure many women can relate to this.
http://bfdude.com Steve

I saw this a week ago. Its very funny! Being a man I understand the problem. I have problems of women not looking up into my eyes either. LOL
http://alterityart.blogspot.com Lisa – Alterity

Wow….that is really funny!
http://cupboardcreatures.blogspot.com/ Keith

lol !
http://man-over-board.com/ Man Over Board

Ha ha, good video. I must say you would never know this is the same serious blogger who has a few other blogs out there. But it just goes to show you how versatile you are.

I guess I am one of the few males that are not infatuated at staring at boobs (lying). I mean really what is the big deal anyways? They are for babies and giving them nutrition when they are first born. OK well maybe they are also for pleasure and having fun with.

I think the main reason men are so enamored by them are for two reasons. One they are envious and two, those two globes of wondrous flesh are very powerful in getting things from their male counterparts. I only think it fair that men should also have some type of physical attribute that is easily seen to be able to get the female of the species whipped also. Just Not Fair!!
http://www.injaynesworld.blogspot.com/ injaynesworld

Hysterical. Can I find them on Ebay?
http://parentimes.com Denesa

Hahaha…This is really funny and INNOVATIVE!
http://slightlysarcastic.net Sheila

Mom To The Power Of Three – Absolutely!!

Steve – So, what are we staring at on you?

Lisa – I laughed so hard!

Glen – Serious Blogger? This is a serious subject Glenn. Men are being controlled by boobies everywhere. I wrote this post because my 6th grader told me that all of a sudden all of his friends are growing boobs and he keeps looking at them. I don’t know what a man could have on their face that would be similar – their heart? Thanks for the great comment!

injaynesworld – I heard you can find them at boobsruletheworld.com

Denesa – Marion Cotillard is awesome.
http://terrymarshworld.blogspot.com Terry Marsh

Great post, and you proved your point with me. The photo and headline certainly caught my attention, but I did happen to read the article and watch the video. Perhaps having a great rack can be an attention getter, but when a woman really has something significant to say, then power in her message will outweigh the initial attraction of her boobs (sorry for the pun).
http://annssnapeditscrap.blogspot.com ann

LOL, funny video.
http://www.worthprotectionsecurity.com/blog/201003/connecticut-residents-may-soon-carry-taser-devices-outside-the-home/ self defense Rob

What were you saying? I was staring at the header picture…
http://thepositivelife.com Raj

This is tooo funny !!! hahaha
sheila

Terry -BUSTED! (At least you admit it)
http://www.givemylifemeaning.com Dominic

Very amusing. However, just for the sake of being argumentative, I wonder how many people would support my (hypothetical) digust with women who stare at my crotch and lose the ability to look me in the eye when I’m wearing a “wonder-jock”* and have my flies undone to flash a bit of flesh…

*Sadly, the “wonder-jock” is currently just a figment of my imagination, but perhaps I should apply for a patent?
sheila

Dominic- Very funny! But be honest – men would pay big money if they could get woman to stare at their crotch all day long – I’ve yet to met any man who would show an ounce of disgust at a woman who couldn’t stop staring at their package (hypothetical or otherwise)
sheila

Rob – you naughty boy!
http://www.redheadranting.com/ Jen

OMG that is hilarious! I love the saggy boobs on whatshername.
http://frogsinmyformula.blogspot.com frogmama

Dangit! Self defense rob stole my comment. Funny post.
http://grampysworld.com Grampy

Sheila you are too funny. You are of course right. Men do have this problem with staring. I do try not to. But I confess I have been caught in the act. Guess I am just a dirty old man.
http://www.junkdrawerblog.com Junk Drawer Kathy

Do they come in a Pamela Anderson model? Of course, I imagine the woman couldn’t SEE wearing those. Nevermind.
http://ww.metallman.com Metallman

Hey there,

Simple solution to one of man’s ancient mysteries. I’m surprised no one has come up with this before! lol Simply hilarious!
sheila

Jen – I don’t know why I keep watching it – just cracks me up

frogmama – shame on you too!

Grampy – It reminds me of my dad. If you mention Dolly Parton he giggles like a teenager.

Kathy – Too funny – I guess you’d have to attach them on top of your head or maybe have holes where the nipples would be.
http://www.ezgreatlife.com John@Family, Fitness and Finances

That is hilarious! It does point out the major difference between how men and women view this. As you said, a man would not be the least bit offended if say a woman in the office went around starring at his package. He would brag to his friends about it. It would be like a badge of honor…
http://mommamiameaculpa.com meleah rebeccah

I am CRACKING up. OMG. That is friggen HILARIOUS!
sheila

My 12 year old son can’t get enough of the forehead titaes!
http://selfesteemblogforwomen.blogspot.com D

HA…it always has been all about those protrusions…no doubt.
This is an awesome vid…I think I will post it in my newsletter…should ad a smile to many faces~
I just came across one for men using Cialis…I just may post that for a laugh~
http://blog.dwacon.com Dwacon

Harr Deee !!!
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LOL!! This is indeed hilarious!!