More Exciting Than Having Kids? Dropping Them Off On The First Day of the School Year

Posted on 28 Aug 2010 // 10 Comments

More Exciting Than Having Kids?  Dropping Them Off On The First Day of the School Year

In two weeks my vacation begins. Kids go back to school on Sept 7th. Hopefully I will then slowly recuperate from this idiocy disease which has stolen my mind and ability to function (of course I’m gonna blame the kids otherwise I’d have to actually admit that it was me and isn’t that the whole [...]


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Archive for March, 2010:

Say Hello To My Little Friend-Kiddie Style and Other Crap

30 Mar 2010 // 5 Comments

Say Hello To My Little Friend-Kiddie Style and Other Crap
I had to double up on this post - It started out just about this crazy Scarface video but as soon as I posted it I saw this other story that I had to weigh in on. Read on  - This is one of those videos ... » Read More

Octomom + PETA = Dumb Ass Animal Loving Morons

27 Mar 2010 // 24 Comments

Octomom + PETA = Dumb Ass Animal Loving Morons
I have to admit, I'd do almost anything I had to do to take care of my kids (even though they are a huge pain in the ass).   I've  never had to do anything too degrading  or embarrassing (if you don't count the strip club ... » Read More

Generation Me Can Kiss My Butt!!

25 Mar 2010 // 10 Comments

Generation Me Can Kiss My Butt!!
I was abused as a child.   I wasn't allowed to eat sugared cereal, date until I was 16 and brace yourself I was only allowed to watch two shows on TV - The Waltons and Little House on The Prairie.  My parents were strict Irish ... » Read More

My Eyes Are Up Here!

21 Mar 2010 // 28 Comments

My Eyes Are Up Here!
Boobs are power.  Women can get men to do almost anything if they employ their boob power.  But, sometimes boobs get in the way.  For instance, when you are trying to be taken seriously - kinda hard when you can't get the attention off your ... » Read More

It’s Official – I’m Old AND Senile

18 Mar 2010 // 8 Comments

It’s Official – I’m Old AND Senile
You know, my kids keep telling me I'm old but I choose not to believe them.  They're just little punks, they don't know anything.  When I was 10, 25 was over the hill -  when I was 15, 30 was freakin ancient - you had ... » Read More

I Dreamt I Was A Good Mom (then my kids teacher let me know the truth)

14 Mar 2010 // 18 Comments

I Dreamt I Was A Good Mom (then my kids teacher let me know the truth)
I want to be a good mom - really I do - but every other day I want to kill one of my kids. My middle son, the crazy child tells me today, "mom, my teacher says if you don't get me glasses right now she ... » Read More

What The Hell Is Wrong With People These Days?

11 Mar 2010 // 11 Comments

What The Hell Is Wrong With People These Days?
Our kids are being raped and killed by convicted child molesters (Chelsea King, Jaycee Lee Dugard ).  Our childrens schools are being closed and all their funding sucked dry by people who believe that hotels and lightrail are a bigger priority than the education of ... » Read More

Looking For Work? Huge Employment Opportunity – Hiring 40,000

07 Mar 2010 // 7 Comments

Looking For Work? Huge Employment Opportunity – Hiring 40,000
I hear there is a huge opportunity for gainful employment in South Africa during the 2010 World Cup.  World Cup organizers state that up to 40,000 prostitutes will be recruited for this year’s event.  40,000 Prostitutes??!!!  I didn't know that was part of the event.  ... » Read More

Godhatesfags.com – What A Bunch of Dumbass Morons!!!

01 Mar 2010 // 29 Comments

Godhatesfags.com – What A Bunch of Dumbass Morons!!!
Westborough Baptist Church is a group of  low-brow, clod-hopping , countrified idiots who hate everyone and everything and like to go prancing around spewing uneducated, unintelligent, uncultivated, uncultured, uninstructed, (name-calling is all they understand) poo everywhere they can.  They protest at high schools, synagogues and ... » Read More



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They are back and it is like heaven. My brain is still mush, by Jen on More Exciting Than Having Kids? Dropping Them Off On The First Day of the School Year

Congrats your "vacation" starts Today! by meleah rebeccah on More Exciting Than Having Kids? Dropping Them Off On The First Day of the School Year

Happy kids go back to school day! Here in the south they ha by VetTech on More Exciting Than Having Kids? Dropping Them Off On The First Day of the School Year

girlllllllllll,,,, what's in that coffee Missy ? by RE - RecycledFrockery on More Exciting Than Having Kids? Dropping Them Off On The First Day of the School Year

My son's first day back to school is Thursday Sept.2nd, and by meleah rebeccah on More Exciting Than Having Kids? Dropping Them Off On The First Day of the School Year

I can't believe how much the starting date of school varies by Tarheel Rambler on More Exciting Than Having Kids? Dropping Them Off On The First Day of the School Year

My kids start this week and I can't friggin' wait! I have t by Anne on More Exciting Than Having Kids? Dropping Them Off On The First Day of the School Year