Slightly Sarcastic

Archive for March, 2010:

Say Hello To My Little Friend-Kiddie Style and Other Crap

30 Mar 2010 // View Comments

I had to double up on this post - It started out just about this crazy Scarface video but as soon as I posted it I saw this other story that I had to weigh in on. Read on - This is one of those videos ... » Read More

Octomom + PETA = Dumb Ass Animal Loving Morons

27 Mar 2010 // View Comments

I have to admit, I'd do almost anything I had to do to take care of my kids (even though they are a huge pain in the ass). I've never had to do anything too degrading or embarrassing (if you don't count the strip club ... » Read More

Generation Me Can Kiss My Butt!!

25 Mar 2010 // View Comments

I was abused as a child. I wasn't allowed to eat sugared cereal, date until I was 16 and brace yourself I was only allowed to watch two shows on TV - The Waltons and Little House on The Prairie. My parents were strict Irish ... » Read More

My Eyes Are Up Here!

21 Mar 2010 // View Comments

Boobs are power. Women can get men to do almost anything if they employ their boob power. But, sometimes boobs get in the way. For instance, when you are trying to be taken seriously - kinda hard when you can't get the attention off your ... » Read More

It’s Official – I’m Old AND Senile

18 Mar 2010 // View Comments

You know, my kids keep telling me I'm old but I choose not to believe them. They're just little punks, they don't know anything. When I was 10, 25 was over the hill - when I was 15, 30 was freakin ancient - you had ... » Read More

I Dreamt I Was A Good Mom (then my kids teacher let me know the truth)

14 Mar 2010 // View Comments

I want to be a good mom - really I do - but every other day I want to kill one of my kids. My middle son, the crazy child tells me today, "mom, my teacher says if you don't get me glasses right now she ... » Read More

What The Hell Is Wrong With People These Days?

11 Mar 2010 // View Comments

Our kids are being raped and killed by convicted child molesters (Chelsea King, Jaycee Lee Dugard ). Our childrens schools are being closed and all their funding sucked dry by people who believe that hotels and lightrail are a bigger priority than the education of ... » Read More

Looking For Work? Huge Employment Opportunity – Hiring 40,000

07 Mar 2010 // View Comments

I hear there is a huge opportunity for gainful employment in South Africa during the 2010 World Cup. World Cup organizers state that up to 40,000 prostitutes will be recruited for this year’s event. 40,000 Prostitutes??!!! I didn't know that was part of the event. ... » Read More

Godhatesfags.com – What A Bunch of Dumbass Morons!!!

01 Mar 2010 // View Comments

Westborough Baptist Church is a group of low-brow, clod-hopping , countrified idiots who hate everyone and everything and like to go prancing around spewing uneducated, unintelligent, uncultivated, uncultured, uninstructed, (name-calling is all they understand) poo everywhere they can. They protest at high schools, synagogues and ... » Read More