Slightly Sarcastic

Want Some Poop Pals? Try I-Poo

Posted on07 Feb 2010

OMFG – This is just too hilarious. Social media for poopers. When I first read this I was searching for the punchline but I guess in this day and age I shouldn’t be surprised by anything….read on . .

iPoo – bored while you poo?

WHAT IS IPOO?

Always find yourself with nothing to do while you’re sitting on the can?

Introducing iPoo – a new iPhone application that gives you something to do – while you poo! iPoo is a social community that brings together pooers from around the world. Write messages, draw graffiti on the virtual stalls, see what others are posting – all while dropping a deuce!

HOW IT WORKS?

When you open iPoo on your iPhone, you’re instantly connected with other users who are also taking a dump. You can see and create messages and drawings using our virtual stalls, poo stream, or even map view! And it’s smart – we’ll show you only the info that’s relevant to where you are. You’ll be able to see what others have posted in the same spot you are taking a dump!

FEATURES
- Virtual Stalls: View and post drawings and text on your virtual stall! Others that take a dump in your stall will see what you post.
- Real-Time Stats: Want to know how many people are taking a dump right now? We’ll show you various real-time stats like this and more!
- Drawings: Time to get creative! Draw graffiti with you fingers that can be posted right on the virtual stalls
- Tidbits: “The average human eats 8 spiders in their lifetime at night”. Sift through 1000′s of random facts like these!
- Poo Stream: Don’t worry – it’s not what you think. A poo stream is just a collection of photos, drawings, and ramblings from pooers around the world!
- Map View: This feature will allow you to see on a map everyone who’s currently on the can!

IPOO ON THE WEB
- visit ipoonow.com
- become a fan of us on Facebook by searching “iPoo”
- follow us on Twitter (@ipoonow)

What’s new

- ability to follow your favorite users and see just their poo’s

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http://www.redheadranting.com/ Jen

OMFG! My son is going to love this if he hasn’t already found it. I suppose since everyone poos the market is wide open but somehow broadcasting my crap doesn’t sound all that appealing to me. I’m also afraid to bring my iPhone into the john with all that water everywhere.
http://cuteasabuggy.blogspot.com Buggys

Oh My Lord! I remember when my kids were small, the bathroom was the only place I could get 2 minutes of privacy and I loved it! I don’t think I want to know the location of all who are pooing in my town…ever!
http://man-over-board.com Man Over Board

Ha Ha to freaking funny. What people think up. Send a poo? Poo Stream? Man oh man

I wonder what kind of stats you would get from the apps? Probably shitty ones huh?
http://www.injaynesworld.blogspot.com/ injaynesworld

Holy shit! No, seriously. Holy shit. Like I could know when the Pope is taking a poo? Would that be taking devotion too far?

I may have to create a funniest post EVER award for you. This is just fucking gold.
http://www.nooterthedog.com Nooter

do they offer prizes and awards?
http://www.shoot-me-now.com/the-poop-post/ Katherine

I LOVE a good poop post!!! (I put my own in the website url) This is HYSTERICAL. I am definitely going to tell my boys about this one… that is too funny.
http://www.donechute.blogspot.com/ Don E. Chute

OMFG, and deuce, it two times more, for a double deuce! The above commentators, are so full of it…I mean, commenting on poo, for the love of poo, what is the world coming too.

In, this new, community of poo, can you, sign-up as a person who, thinks their poo, doesn’t stink?

Talk about, top droppers, for chrissake. I see, forum topics, such as…Stench of the day, Diarrhea Emergency, Colonic Catastrophies. Pooping Tips, such as…What to do, when your legs fall asleep?, Perfecting the kaegel, whilest on the throne.

Then you can, broach such subjects as, The perfect wiping manuver, Favorite TP…the possibilities, are endless…

Peace.
http://www.momtothepowerofthree.blogspot.com Mom To The Power Of Three

I’ve heard everything now. There is also a game to see how long it takes to unroll a roll of toilet paper so perhaps you could do that after you’ve socialized on iPoo.
http://jude8753.com Jude

Nothing surprises me any more and I believe this is something I will definitely leave off of my bathroom list of things to do so I’m not bored.
sheila

With three kids you probably know more about poo than you ever wanted to.
sheila

You are so right!
sheila

Ha-Ha-HA!!! Too funny.
sheila

That’s the first thing I thought of too – telling my boys. I wonder why that is?
sheila

I don’t think I want any from there.
sheila

When the pope is taking a poo?! Ha-Ha!
sheila

definitely shitty!
http://www.hotdavid.com/ David

This is why I don’t own an iPhone LOL…. actually I own an Android and I wouldn’t be surprised if there was a similar app for that as well…. but I’m not going to look for it and I’m usually not in the bathroom long enough to care for messing around with something like that LOL and I don’t normally take my cellphone in the bathroom with me anyway.
http://online-social-networking.com/4-day-blog-and-website-promotion-event-and-social-media-party Larry Brauner

With this new cool technology, we can expect to soon have iScope and virtual proctologic exams.
http://www.whateverebay.com Laura

egh, just told my son and sure enough he is heading over there now and is planning to tell his friends. Now, is this a kid and guy thing or what. I cannot find the amusement in this..
sheila

what is it with boys and poop?
sheila

EEWWW!!! Just EWW!
Leinadparsons

I fell down some concrete steps and ripped the tendons off both knees. After surgery I had to get some help to wipe my bottom, I realized I couldn’t do it myself. I went on line to quietly see if I could find a device or instrument to assist me. I ordered a couple of the products that seemed most recommended and they were flimsy, messey, and they didn’t work to my satisfaction. In searching again I found a device from DanZtools.com that is called the “GrooVy” and it has made a wonder change in my life. It cleans me pristine clean, and I can feel fresh and assured again. Please pass this on to someone you may know that needs help. Thanks, Lawrence.