More Exciting Than Having Kids? Dropping Them Off On The First Day of the School Year

Posted on 28 Aug 2010 // 10 Comments

More Exciting Than Having Kids?  Dropping Them Off On The First Day of the School Year

In two weeks my vacation begins. Kids go back to school on Sept 7th. Hopefully I will then slowly recuperate from this idiocy disease which has stolen my mind and ability to function (of course I’m gonna blame the kids otherwise I’d have to actually admit that it was me and isn’t that the whole [...]


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Archive for January, 2010:

Let’s See If He Can Wiggle His Way Out Of This One

31 Jan 2010 // 3 Comments

Let’s See If He Can Wiggle His Way Out Of This One
I've spent many hours watching annoying children's shows on TV. The ones I hate the most are the ones with the creepy old people dancing around acting goofy - I don't know why it bugs me, it just gives me the creeps. Especially ... » Read More

Need Attention? Set Your Kids On Fire!

29 Jan 2010 // 8 Comments

Need Attention?  Set Your Kids On Fire!
When my kids get hurt, I panic and take care of them.  If they are in danger I do everything I can to help them.  I CANNOT believe that parents would intentionally put their kids in danger.  I don't care that they are in the ... » Read More

You Guys Are SOOO Easy!!

28 Jan 2010 // 2 Comments

You Guys Are SOOO Easy!!
Take a naked guy stick him in front of a fan, turn in on hi and you got a great commercial.  The only problem is, I bet every guy who saw it ran out and bought an industrial fan instead of buying condoms.  Come on ... » Read More

Absolute Tosh and Bobs Your Uncle

25 Jan 2010 // 5 Comments

Absolute Tosh and Bobs Your Uncle
Last week when I was driving my evil spawn to school and cursing out the morons all around me - I had a light bulb moment.  I thought, wouldn't it be cool if I set up a webcam in my car and started a site ... » Read More

My New Favorite Song – Leonard Cohens’ Hallelujah

22 Jan 2010 // 6 Comments

My New Favorite Song – Leonard Cohens’ Hallelujah
You know, it happens maybe once every 10-15 years that I hear a singer and fall immediately in love.  Well, it happened tonight.  I was watching the special that was on for Haiti.  Someone came on and sang this song and it gave me cold ... » Read More

Funny Ads

21 Jan 2010 // 3 Comments

Funny Ads
These classifieds actually ran in a Minneapolis newspaper - a smile for your day... FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER . 8-years old. Hateful little bastard. Bites! FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.  FREE PUPPIES.. Mother, AKC German Shepherd. Father, ... » Read More

The Great Supermarket Conspiracy

19 Jan 2010 // 6 Comments

The Great Supermarket Conspiracy
Maybe I smoked too much pot when I was in high school and my brain cells are all shriveled up but I SWEAR the supermarkets are in cahoots with each other.  I think they hold secret meetings weekly and decide who is going to reduce ... » Read More

What If These Were Your Kids?

16 Jan 2010 // 3 Comments

What If These Were Your Kids?
While watching the destruction in Haiti I can't help but feel extreme sadness for everyone living in that area.  To help out, visit The Red Cross (make sure you don't donate to just anyone!) At the same time, I can't help but question the hypocrisy of ... » Read More

Homicidal Maniac Pre-K Mom

08 Jan 2010 // 16 Comments

Homicidal Maniac Pre-K Mom
If I disappear from this blog it is probably because I am in jail for beating up a five year old.  My daughter came home from pre-K yesterday and told me that some obnoxious little brat called her fat.   GOD - I have been so ... » Read More

Kids Make You Think Way Too Much

04 Jan 2010 // 4 Comments

Kids Make You Think Way Too Much
I have two boys who love playing video games.  Some of their favorites are the military war shoot the bad guys type.  My youngest came up to me the other day and told me that when he finished college he was going to join the ... » Read More

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They are back and it is like heaven. My brain is still mush, by Jen on More Exciting Than Having Kids? Dropping Them Off On The First Day of the School Year

Congrats your "vacation" starts Today! by meleah rebeccah on More Exciting Than Having Kids? Dropping Them Off On The First Day of the School Year

Happy kids go back to school day! Here in the south they ha by VetTech on More Exciting Than Having Kids? Dropping Them Off On The First Day of the School Year

girlllllllllll,,,, what's in that coffee Missy ? by RE - RecycledFrockery on More Exciting Than Having Kids? Dropping Them Off On The First Day of the School Year

My son's first day back to school is Thursday Sept.2nd, and by meleah rebeccah on More Exciting Than Having Kids? Dropping Them Off On The First Day of the School Year

I can't believe how much the starting date of school varies by Tarheel Rambler on More Exciting Than Having Kids? Dropping Them Off On The First Day of the School Year

My kids start this week and I can't friggin' wait! I have t by Anne on More Exciting Than Having Kids? Dropping Them Off On The First Day of the School Year