Slightly Sarcastic

Archive for December, 2009:

I’m Such A Moron!

31 Dec 2009 // View Comments

Happy New Year! The dog is my multi-poo, Sam - he doesn't have anything to do with me being a moron or this post I just think he's really cute and I wanted to show him off! The other little 150 x 150 image is ... » Read More

The Newest Epidemic – Wii-itis

28 Dec 2009 // View Comments

Three days after Christmas and 10 hours of Wii later, I can hardly move. I've found muscles I didn't even know I had. Playing with my kids I'm beginning to think this may be a little dangerous. Arms flying, feet swinging. While searching for different ... » Read More

Just Thinking

25 Dec 2009 // View Comments

Christmas is winding down. The kids are worn out from hours of wii. I'm worn out from hours of wii whining. My oldest tween told his little sister that Santa wasn't real today. This started a whole discussion on what Christmas was like when I ... » Read More

Happy Holidays, Merry Christmas, Happy Kwanza, Hanukkah and Eid

24 Dec 2009 // View Comments

WHY IS A CHRISTMAS TREE BETTER THAN A MAN A Christmas tree is always erect. Even small ones give satisfaction. A Christmas tree stays up for 12 days and nights. A Christmas tree always looks good - even with the lights on. A Christmas tree is always happy with its ... » Read More

Morons Morons Everywhere!

20 Dec 2009 // View Comments

Yesterday evening I ran up to the grocery store to grab a few things for my sons sleepover. It was so nasty out. Cold and rainy, just YUCK! But, being the wonderful mom that I am I trudged forth into the bleak evening to feed ... » Read More

Women Paying For Sex?!!

16 Dec 2009 // View Comments

"The owner of a brothel more than two hours’ drive from Las Vegas said she hopes to hire Nevada’s first legal male prostitutes within a month, now that state health officials have approved a method to test men for infectious diseases. The world is ready for ... » Read More

Sucked In By Another Infomercial

10 Dec 2009 // View Comments

Well, I did it again - I was up early this morning and got sucked into one of those wonderful, money sucking, infomercials. I've seen this particular infomercial many times before - the ab circle pro. I've been trying to find something ... » Read More

How Many Susan Boyles Are There In The Worldsu

03 Dec 2009 // View Comments

"Susan Boyle, the Britain's Got Talent star, has topped the US charts and set a first week sales record for a female debut album.Having leapt straight to number one with the album in the UK, I Dreamed A Dream sold 701,000 copies in the US ... » Read More