Slightly Sarcastic

The Sex Police

Posted on28 Jul 2009

This post probably won’t make sense to you unless you are a sex starved mom with too many kids (any amount over 0) and absolutely no privacy. Let me tell you a story.

Once upon a time there were three nosy little kids with special powers. No matter where they were or what they were doing if their parents came within three feet of each other they would magically appear. After months of honing these skills the little ninjas were now able to read their parents minds – if the parental units even think something naughty the rugrats materialize right in front of them. The parents have now learned to speak in a special code – when they spy a kid during a “moment” they whisper, “SP” which means the sex police are on the prowl – we’ll have to try again next month.

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http://mamaflosatx.com Mamaflo

That’s darling but as the oldest of 7, I can tell you that as sex police we couldn’t do our job. I guess that’s why my father, 2 brothers, and now are nephew are actual cops……………just a little bit of leftover I guess.
http://splitrockranchllamas.blogspot.com Brenda @ Split Rock Ranch

And now that the kids are gone from our house, our toy poodle has taken over the job. She goes wacky whenever we touch each other and I swear she can sense when we’re even thinking about sex because she positions herself smack dab between us. Who says you can’t train dogs?!
http://www.aftercancernowwhat.com Aftercancer

You are so right! On the rare occasion we are in bed at the same time one of the kids will have a crisis of some sort!
http://www.americanidiot.me American Idiot

=/ That sounds like it would be a little frustrating.
http://www.2009gtr.com Sean Morris

Is that why its better to practice, rather than actually have kids ?
http://grampyandyou.com/grampy Grampy

It takes a lot of practice to have any together time. That is when a visit to Grampys house comes in handy. While the cats away the mice will play.
http://recheers.blogspot.com Nedekcir

I understand what you are talking about. I have five myself, and it is hard to get an alone time.
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OK Grampy – I’ll drop them off at your place this afternoon!!

Sheila
http://freepokermoneyonline.com/blog Miguel

I came to your site to drop and read this post that I can not avoid commenting. We only have 1 daughter, 2 years old, but we have the same problem… she is hiperactive and always around us all the time. And sometimes even when she is sleeping and we try to “do something” she starts crying… We dont have acces to grandparents so we can not use them for our sexual escapes
http://your-dailyword.blogspot.com Mikes

funny..
http://dazedreflection.blogspot.com Dazediva

daaaamn … would you like my baby sitting services ?? considering the crisis – I pledge to help in any way I can (no need for payment – just hook me with some chocolate brownies haha)

p.s. when I find a man and eventually have kids – will you return the favour ???
http://mumsdadschildren.com Bola

After reading this post i can’t leave without commenting. And by the way, all your post are good, i’ve read thru some of them and i conluded you’re are indeed a good writer even being slightly sarcastic.
I have two children,and the funny thing is they want to be around us every time.i kissed my hubby, they both come asking for a kiss etc etc.