Crazy old Calvin Klein has been known for pushing the sometimes creepy, always overt sexuality in most of their ad campaigns. There’s been young Brooke Sheilds. I remember my uptight mom talking about the commercial with one of her bible study buddies. Because of this commercial my mom wouldn’t let me wear Calvin Kleins, so [...]
This post probably won’t make sense to you unless you are a sex starved mom with too many kids (any amount over 0) and absolutely no privacy. Let me tell you a story.
Once upon a time there were three nosy little kids with special powers. No matter where they were or what they were doing if their parents came within three feet of each other they would magically appear. After months of honing these skills the little ninjas were now able to read their parents minds – if the parental units even think something naughty the rugrats materialize right in front of them. The parents have now learned to speak in a special code – when they spy a kid during a “moment” they whisper, “SP” which means the sex police are on the prowl – we’ll have to try again next month.
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Jul 28, 2009 | Reply
That’s darling but as the oldest of 7, I can tell you that as sex police we couldn’t do our job. I guess that’s why my father, 2 brothers, and now are nephew are actual cops……………just a little bit of leftover I guess.
Jul 29, 2009 | Reply
And now that the kids are gone from our house, our toy poodle has taken over the job. She goes wacky whenever we touch each other and I swear she can sense when we’re even thinking about sex because she positions herself smack dab between us. Who says you can’t train dogs?!
Jul 29, 2009 | Reply
You are so right! On the rare occasion we are in bed at the same time one of the kids will have a crisis of some sort!
Jul 30, 2009 | Reply
=/ That sounds like it would be a little frustrating.
Aug 1, 2009 | Reply
Is that why its better to practice, rather than actually have kids ?
Aug 2, 2009 | Reply
It takes a lot of practice to have any together time. That is when a visit to Grampys house comes in handy. While the cats away the mice will play.
Aug 3, 2009 | Reply
I understand what you are talking about. I have five myself, and it is hard to get an alone time.
Aug 3, 2009 | Reply
OK Grampy – I’ll drop them off at your place this afternoon!!
Sheila
Aug 5, 2009 | Reply
I came to your site to drop and read this post that I can not avoid commenting. We only have 1 daughter, 2 years old, but we have the same problem… she is hiperactive and always around us all the time. And sometimes even when she is sleeping and we try to “do something” she starts crying… We dont have acces to grandparents so we can not use them for our sexual escapes
Aug 6, 2009 | Reply
funny..
Aug 16, 2009 | Reply
daaaamn … would you like my baby sitting services ?? considering the crisis – I pledge to help in any way I can (no need for payment – just hook me with some chocolate brownies haha)
p.s. when I find a man and eventually have kids – will you return the favour ???
Aug 31, 2009 | Reply
After reading this post i can’t leave without commenting. And by the way, all your post are good, i’ve read thru some of them and i conluded you’re are indeed a good writer even being slightly sarcastic.
I have two children,and the funny thing is they want to be around us every time.i kissed my hubby, they both come asking for a kiss etc etc.