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I Used To Be A Bitch . . .

Posted on16 Jul 2009

I used to be a bitch, a size snob. I spent most of my life in a size 4 and watched my shape by starving and working out every single day. I did some modeling and taught aerobics at Bally’s, never dreaming that I would ever be a part of the “can’t look at food or I’ll gain 10 lbs” crowd. I always used to look at people that were overweight and think that 1) they ate too much crap and 2) they were couch potatoes. I can’t even count how many times I told myself, “I’ll never let myself get like that”. I was such a bitch.

Karma, Karma, Karma – what goes around comes around – I don’t know when it started, about 35 or 36, the pounds started creeping up on me and before I knew it I was heavier than I had ever been in my life. So, I gave up my Starbucks – nothing. Gave up my coffemate and sugar and switched to splenda and fat-free coffeemate – nothing. Gave up my chocolate in bed after I get the kids to sleep – nothing. What the hell was going on with my body? I’d had three kids and bounced right back afterward, why was I having such a hard time? Karma – I’m being paid back for all the mean thoughts I ever had about an overweight person. Now I am stuck on a Nutrisystem diet and can’t eat any of my favorite foods. I have to get up at 5 am to go to the gym every day. If that isn’t bad enough, my husband is a toothpick, a swimmer, he could eat all day long and not gain a pound (asshole). My punishement will be life long. Don’t make the same mistake I made – don’t make fun of people, don’t criticize people and don’t say “that’ll never be me” or you’ll get fat too.

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http://grampyandyou.com/grampy Grampy

One of the hazards of putting on a few years is putting on a few pounds. I have 35 I have to lose.
http://splitrockranchllamas.blogspot.com Brenda @ Split Rock Ranch

OMG – is THAT what caused me to gain all this weight?! Okay, I take back all the things I ever said or thought about overweight people. Seriously, I think it could just be hormones. Pre-menopause and menopause are the pits! Not knowing your age it is hard to say but my pre-meno started in my mid 30′s. Progesterone cream helped me drop the “baby fat” around my middle and 15 pounds. I quit using it several months ago and guess what…yep, here it comes again! Worth looking into the hormone issue.
http://dazedreflection.blogspot.com Dazediva

Damn ! So the whole time I was cussing my younger sister for being a toothpick has come back to haunt me ! And even though I got myself back to a gym (it took me a year to find a gym that fit in with my work schedule!) – karma got back at me with a viral throat infection, flu and a taxi running over my foot which has left me hobbling around and with an ankle support .. even my gym trainer is fed up of the excuses of the last 5 weeks

I better get those mean thoughts out of my head ASAP !!!
http://www.bigfatostrich.com mike o

I grew up as a (male) toothpick and always wanted to weigh more (yeah, the grass is always greener…). So I ended up putting on about a pound or so a year since I was 20.
I was pretty smug about being able to eat anything and then burn it off with a 20 minute ride up the mountain. These days, that same 20 minutes does nothing for me. Nothing! Damn you, slowing metabolism…damn you!

*shakes fist*
http://www.staciesmadness.com staciesmadness

one year ago I hit my goal weight through weight watchers, it is a chore everyday to keep this weight off…

good luck with your diet plan, I am hopeful that you will be successful!
http://www.americanidiot.me American Idiot

Oddly enough, Karma pretty much did the same thing to me. I used to make fun of my younger brother because as kids, he was pretty heavy. Now, he’s the thin one and I have quite a bit of weight I should be working on losing.

Karma comes, and with it, a vengeance.
http://comedyplus.blogspot.com/ Comedy Plus

Age is the culprit here. Each decade or so you rack up the pounds. It just happens. It’s tough as heck to get the weight off too. I know…I’m looking at 60 and I’m 20 pounds overweight. Tough as heck to get off.

Have a terrific day.
http://nicoleb.org Nicole

Yepp, Karma’s a bitch.
I haven’t been really mean,but usually I tended to think that overweight people just should watch their food and exercise more.
In some cases that’s the deal,but many times it isn’t.
Well, I have ten more kilos (of 20) to go.
Thank goodness it still goes away without me doing some nasty food restrictions.

Have a great day and watch your Karma