Slightly Sarcastic

Archive for July, 2009:

The Sex Police

28 Jul 2009 // View Comments

This post probably won't make sense to you unless you are a sex starved mom with too many kids (any amount over 0) and absolutely no privacy. Let me tell you a story. Once upon a time there were three nosy little kids with special powers. No matter ... » Read More

My Baby Brother, The Winemaker – I’m So Proud Of Him!

22 Jul 2009 // View Comments

My little brother is an awesome guy. He's worked his butt off in the last few years and it's really starting to pay off. He's got a great job - making wine (imagine how fun it is testing that product!) at Jefferson Vineyards near Monticello, ... » Read More

I Used To Be A Bitch . . .

16 Jul 2009 // View Comments

I used to be a bitch, a size snob. I spent most of my life in a size 4 and watched my shape by starving and working out every single day. I did some modeling and taught aerobics at Bally's, never dreaming that I would ... » Read More

Reality Has Ruined My Illusions of Glamour

08 Jul 2009 // View Comments

Whenever someone like Michael Jackson dies it really makes me start to think about my own mortality. He was too young die, he had it all - fame, money - somehow he seemed larger than life, invincible. But, all his fame and fortune couldn't save them from death. ... » Read More

Vacation vs An Anti-Social Grouch

03 Jul 2009 // View Comments

Harborfest, or Harbor-mess as I like to call it - the City of Norfolk's big annual summer festival - they've got "The Parade of Sails" cool boats from all over the world, lots of live music, food and beer and of course thousands of hot, ... » Read More