Retarded Republicans

Posted on 20 Nov 2009 // 2 Comments

Retarded Republicans

WOO HOO!!! Republicans should be SOOO proud of themselves, they have everything figured out.  If we are “Real” Americans and listen to all of their warning regarding everything from health care to Islamic terrorists the US will be a much safer place to be.  To bad old Bushy isn’t still in office, we really had [...]


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Retarded Republicans

20 Nov 2009 // 2 Comments

Retarded Republicans
WOO HOO!!! Republicans should be SOOO proud of themselves, they have everything figured out.  If we are "Real" Americans and listen to all of their warning regarding everything from health care to Islamic terrorists the US will be a much safer place to be.  To ... » Read More

Birthday, Nor’easter and School Closings

12 Nov 2009 // No Comments

Birthday, Nor’easter and School Closings
This morning I woke up and was sad surprised to hear that the schools were closed for the day. I guess I didn't realize that we weren't just getting a little rain, but were actually getting a Nor'easter. I'm trying to hurry and ... » Read More

Is Sex On Your “To Do” List?

05 Nov 2009 // 11 Comments

Is Sex On Your “To Do” List?
The past week has been completely crazy.  I've had two kids out of school with the flu - barfing all over the house and coughing like a 200 year old crone with emphysema.  I find myself running around barely managing to accomplish the normal everyday ... » Read More

Time To Check The Boobies

02 Nov 2009 // 2 Comments

Time To Check The Boobies
How to prepare for a mammogram . . . OK gals, now that you have had your laugh, remember...Breast Cancer Awareness...Go have those boobs checked out and stay healthy! Pass the message on to your mothers, sisters, daughters, aunts, cousins, friends, and even your ... » Read More

Hot Nuns In The City

02 Nov 2009 // 3 Comments

Hot Nuns In The City
My sisters and I spent many long painful years toiling through Catholic schools so I had to laugh when one of them emailed this to me: (shame on you Anne - if Sister Rosaire (aka Fossil Face) saw this we'd be standing out in the ... » Read More

Warning - Brewing Coffee While Naked Is Now Illegal!

24 Oct 2009 // 17 Comments

Warning - Brewing Coffee While Naked Is Now Illegal!
I was cracking up yesterday when I caught this story on the News.  Some guy in Springfield, VA wakes up at 5:30 am rolls out of bed and stumbles into the kitchen to start a pot of coffee - what is wrong with this picture ... » Read More

A Mothers Secret Fantasy

16 Oct 2009 // 4 Comments

A Mothers Secret Fantasy
After a long week of sick kids, school, homework, housecleaning, grocery shopping and puppy potty training I am understandably a bit frazzled and perhaps slightly deranged.  I often daydream and find myself counting down the years, days, months and hours until I will once again have the ... » Read More

Pumpkin Love

11 Oct 2009 // 6 Comments

Pumpkin Love
The Pumpkin Patch  Washington Post article... the title of the article was "Best Comeback Line Ever." In summary, the police arrested Patrick Lawrence, a 22-year-old white male, resident of Dracula, GA, in a pumpkin patch at 11:38 p.m. on Friday.  Lawrence will be charged with lewd and lascivious ... » Read More

Safe In Your Own Little World

25 Sep 2009 // 10 Comments

Safe In Your Own Little World
When you experience death you look around you and wonder how is it possible for the world to continue - how can people go to work, laugh, play when your whole world has stopped?  You feel enlightened, in touch with the pain that must be ... » Read More

Who Taught You To Hate?

20 Sep 2009 // 18 Comments

Who Taught You To Hate?
Yesterday I was watching a show on CNN called Generation Islam - I was heartbroken, the show focused attention on all of the kids that are being affected by the hate and racism that is going on in the middle east.  It also shines a ... » Read More

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I agree with you, their behavior and "jump-to-conclusions" a by MC on Retarded Republicans

LOL LOL LOL .... I'm not a mother yet, but I understand by niQue on Is Sex On Your "To Do" List?

It's so funny when people don't understand sarcasm - moron!! by admin on Is Sex On Your "To Do" List?

If it's not the kids, it will be something else. Women do wh by The Limp Noodle on Is Sex On Your "To Do" List?

Oh I feel you. My 4 yr old hasn't been well since Halloween by Spicybugz on Is Sex On Your "To Do" List?

Hope the kids have stoped puking... by Jaya on Is Sex On Your "To Do" List?

Lol. I hope your kids are feeling better. I know I'd certain by American Idiot on Is Sex On Your "To Do" List?

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