Slightly Sarcastic

More Exciting Than Having Kids? Dropping Them Off On The First Day of the School Year

28 Aug 2010 // 7 Comments

In two weeks my vacation begins. Kids go back to school on Sept 7th. Hopefully I will then slowly recuperate from this idiocy disease which has stolen my mind and ability to function (of course I'm gonna blame the kids otherwise I'd have ... » Read More

A Back to School Bitchfest

18 Aug 2010 // 15 Comments

I was putting together a shopping list of back to school supplies and realized I really can't afford my kids anymore. I wonder if it's too late to return them? I guess I could start my own mini temp agency and hire them out to ... » Read More

Naked In The News

09 Aug 2010 // 10 Comments

When your kids are home all day long and it's hot as hell, your brain gets jumbled up and fried and you can't think. So, good blog posts don't pop into your head because it is full of kiddy poo and the best you can ... » Read More

Calvins Pee Happy Ad Campaign – Totally TMI!!!

29 Jul 2010 // 14 Comments

Crazy old Calvin Klein has been known for pushing the sometimes creepy, always overt sexuality in most of their ad campaigns. There's been young Brooke Sheilds. I remember my uptight mom talking about the commercial with one of her bible study buddies. Because of this commercial ... » Read More

“We Come Before You Come”

16 Jul 2010 // 13 Comments

If you're easily offended Go Away. The world has changed. Sex is everywhere: NEW YORK (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – In a moment of passion, fumbling through your nightstand for a condom can really make the heat fizzle.But now, the Zurich-based Swiss AIDS Federation is offering to ... » Read More

The Clusterf**k That Is The US Healthcare Industry

09 Jul 2010 // 22 Comments

This is not going to be an educated in-depth look at the US Healthcare industry, but more a rant, a bitchfest of someone caught in the midst of the outrageous cost of health insurance and the ridiculous prices of medical care topped off with the ... » Read More

Concealed Weapons in Bars and Wine Tasting at Liquor Stores – Who the Hell Comes Up With This Shit?

02 Jul 2010 // 19 Comments

July 1, the day when new state laws take effect. Lawmakers have the opportunity to make our communities safer, smarter, better places to live. In this enlightened day and age you expect these brilliant minds to put together legislation that will help our states environment, ... » Read More

Wanna Trap A Man?

26 Jun 2010 // 11 Comments

This could be a great idea and I hope it really helps protect the women in some of these countries were rape is so prevalent. Hopefully, just the thought of a woman having one of these condoms in there private parts will be enough ... » Read More

BP Keeps Us Scratching Our Heads

22 Jun 2010 // 5 Comments

Now that you had a little giggle it's time to really understand BP and how this oil spill will affect the company and the people working for the company. This in itself is enough to frustrate the most jaded and cynical among us, but, when ... » Read More

Where Has All The Humor Gone?

15 Jun 2010 // 14 Comments

I'm depressed, in a humor funk. I haven't laughed uproarously in ages. I'm in my early 40s - 29 for the 14th time to my kids. I was lucky enough to grow up in the era of Dan Akroyd, Eddie Murphy, Bill Murry, Gilda ... » Read More

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